Vote for Dogecar

Much speed! Very race.

Much speed! Very race.

We already jokingly asked you to save Doge from evil frisbee, but now Doge is in need of some real help. Dogecoin enthusiasts, lead by Reddit’s /r/dogecoin community have forked over $55,000 in the form of over 100 million dogecoins to sponsor #98 Josh Wise’s car in NASCAR’s upcoming Telladega Speedway race. This will help promote the meme-based cryptocurrency to a larger audience, as well as showing NASCAR and other brands a whole new idea of crowdsourced financing is available. I wouldn’t be surprised if you see a whole lot more sponsorships coming from individual causes in the future.

What’s good for Doge is good for democratic finance and thus is guaranteed to save the world (and the moon), so vote for Josh Wise, #98 to be the fan favorite and bring attention to Dogecoin!

Click the one that looks like this.

Click the one that looks like this.

NERF Nuke Launcher Nukes Relationships

This looks like a real doozy

NerfNukeLauncher

 

14 of 16 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars So powerful, I’m divorced now!, April 1, 2014 By Tom This review is from: NERF Nuke Launcher with Tripod (Deploys 80 Darts at Once) – Over 5 FEET LONG / YOU WIN! – Limited Edition My

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The Best April Fools 2014

Good April fools jokes seem to fix the bill of exactly zero people finding them helpful, so here are the best ones from 2014:

#6: Toms + Uber = shuberX – “We simply don’t have the time to reinvent the wheel, so what if we un-invent it?” Get picked up in a cardboard box instead of a car.

#5: Google looking for Pokemon Masters – Google is supposedly hiring somone with the requisite

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ZPFTH Presents: Gif Sound Mashup Ten!

You’ve been waiting for it, now it’s here! Gif Sound Mashup Ten!

http://ZeroPeopleFoundThisHelpful.com & http://GifSound.com bring you Gif Sound Mashup Ten!

►GifSounds used:
0:06 – Olympic Curling http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/YCNiTCU.gif&v=MCqUESCoB1w
0:17 – Skiing http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/JcwUkLd.jpg&v=wbWOVfY-rxU
0:28 – Back that ass up http://gifsound.com/?gif=d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/839385081.gif%3F1392557601&v=WL2txMU50CI&s=64
0:34 – Ima Bird http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/jhgL5K5.gif&v=36rSFrIhFZI
0:43 – Rise my minions http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/hFTsIq3.gif&v=CG6JrqFARRY&s=171
0:53 – Terminatair hockey http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/aVKE5g5.gif&v=DhWs3DVk-FU
0:58 – Hello Wilson

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WeenerKleaner Soap – It’s what you think it is

Yep, “WeenerKleaner Soap” is exactly what you expect it to be:

WeenerCleanerSoap

it’s just for hygiene guys…

If you’re interested, here’s the link: $7.87 on Amazon

 

Yes Amazon, I need to weight some… Parsley

Loose parsley on a scale that measures ounces and grams accurately please…

Ozeri-food-scale

 

HINT: It looks like marijuana

 

Save Frisbee Doge

Such important. Many signatur. Wow. Much change.

Frisbee-Doge

Business Baby Runs the Breakfast Table

Hopefully you’ve seen the newest adorable meme: Business Baby. It all started when “C0LDBLUERIBB0N” posted a picture from his friend’s Facebook of a baby on a toy phone. The potential was seen immediately and memes started being posted all over /r/AdviceAnimals (to be fair, an unfunny one was posted to /r/funny first, but that’s just how the funny sub works). Here are the best ones!

BusinessBaby1

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Himalayan Salt Seller Doesn’t Know Much About Salt

Himalayan-Pink-Salt

 

Hmm, yes, “Non GMO,” this salt’s genetics/DNA haven’t been modified… Oh what’s this? They didn’t spray it with pesticides either? How did they keep the various rock-eating animals from devouring the whole crop?! How do they even make Sodium Chloride that is “Completely chemical… free”?

136 of 145 people found the following review helpful

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Thanks Pandora

Some of my favorite lyrics…

Sandstorm

Superbowl Gif Extravaganza

If you watched the Superbowl this year, you were probably disappointed at the ludicrous display put on by the Broncos. We weren’t too mad though, we made 3 bucks! The other good thing to come out of it was a bunch of funny gifs, pics, and videos:

First, the ridiculous mic-grab straight out of “Zeitgeist, 10 years ago edition” -

 

Someone hacked a Football video game to recreate the Seahawks’ defensive beatdown:

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Keep up to date With Your Favorite 18th Century Authors

Amazon wants you to remember to sign up to receive alerts when your favorite 18th century pre-Romance era authors come out with new books!

I've been on this email list for 183 years, but I still have hope

I’ve been on this email list for 183 years, but I still have hope

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